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Death Toll Rises In GOP SC-1 Primary

Myrtle Beach – The body count has continued to increase today in South Carolina as the deadly primary race between Carol Campbell III, Paul Thurmond, and seven other irrelevant candidates for U.S. Congress rages onward into the night.

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