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Henry Brown embraces post-Congressional modeling career

Hanahan – He’s a sitting congressman and is running for Berkeley County Supervisor, but that hasn’t stopped Rep. Henry Brown (R-SC1) from pursuing his life-long dream of becoming a male model.

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Henry Brown retirement propels C of C to win over UNC

Charleston – The College of Charleston’s improbable victory over the University of North Carolina was all but sealed earlier in the day when Rep. Henry Brown decided not to seek re-election. Brown has represented the Charleston area in Congress since 2001, which was the year of the Cougars’ previous victory over the Tar Heels.

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Henry Brown saves Christmas, woos conservatives

Myrtle Beach – First District Congressman Henry Brown embarked on a bold new strategy this week to appeal to his conservative base by embracing Christmas.

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Henry Brown downplays Colbert candidacy

Myrtle Beach – The competition for the Republican nomination is heating up in the First Congressional District of South Carolina. The big question everyone is asking, though, is ‘Where is Stephen Colbert?’

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Colbert for Congress? SC native won’t rule it out.

Charleston – It’s been well over a month since the movement to draft Charleston native Stephen Colbert to run for Congress launched their website, and the host of Comedy Central’s Colbert Report persists in his lack of denials. Colbert would be vying for 1st District septuagenarian Henry Brown’s (R) seat.

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Colbert mum on Congressional aspirations

Stephen Colbert, star of Comedy Central’s “Colbert Report,” is remaining silent on growing rumors that he is planning to run for Congress. Were he to run, he would likely seek to unseat incumbent Republican Henry Brown in the first congressional district, a district that includes Charleston, Colbert’s hometown.

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Honor Henry Brown, submit stool sample


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