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SC lawmaker introduces bill allowing schoolchildren to carry guns


Following last week’s massacre of 20 children and seven adults in a Newtown, Connecticut elementary school, a South Carolina lawmaker says he has a plan to end school violence once and for all — by arming the schoolchildren.

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Anti-rape prevention group names Nikki Haley as their Person of the Year

Nikki Haley wins the Taxes Are Rape Too "TARP of the Year" award

Columbia, SC – Governor Nikki Haley wasn’t trying to be a hero when she vetoed $453,680 from the Department of Health and Environmental Control (DHEC) budget earmarked for the Coalition Against Domestic Violence and Sexual Assault, but try telling that to the group Taxes Are Rape Too (TART).

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Bonneau cops bust old lady for showing her nuts

REAL NEWS from Reuters

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“America’s Most Wanted” takes on one last case


Bethesda, MD – Fox may be canceling America’s Most Wanted after 20+ years of bringing criminals to justice but the show’s vowed not to go away until it apprehends Governor Nikki Haley’s identity thief.

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Law enforcement needs public’s help to catch Haley’s “phantom”


Columbia – As the search for the person who fraudulently filled out a job application on behalf of Nikki Haley enters its third week, State Law Enforcement Division (SLED) officials are looking for help from the public.

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Ken Ard to hold fundraiser to pay back donors, not to shop more

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Lt. Governor Ken Ard is determined to pay back all the donors who feel slighted by his alleged spending of campaign funds on personal expenses. And he’s asking you to help him do it.

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Statewide manhunt underway for “Phantom Applicant”

Governor Haley (left) and an police sketch of the suspect.

An urgent alert has been issued to law enforcement agencies around the state today as police and other enforcement agencies tried to track down the person alleged to have made false claims on behalf of Governor Nikki Haley.

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South Carolina gun law redefines “Law-Abiding”


South Carolina’s legislature is moving forward with a concealed gun measure that would effectively redefine the term “law-abiding” in the state.

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