Folks screws Haley, also alleges sex

by William Moultrie

Columbia – South Carolina’s political world was rocked this morning when blogger and former Sanford insider Will Folks announced that he had engaged in an “inappropriate physical relationship” with GOP gubernatorial front-runner Nikki Haley.

Ironically, candidates around the state have been claiming to be screwed by Folks’ website Fits News for years, but this is the first time Folks has come forward claiming to have screwed one of them personally.

Most other GOP candidates were quick to come forward and deny they any inappropriate physical relationships with Folks, though Gresham Barrett’s camp has been conspicuously silent.

Barrett issued a statement this afternoon saying that “any relationship outside of professional boundaries is strictly between myself and Mr. Folks, and I would appreciate the media respecting our privacy.”

More details will be forthcoming as we, um, discover them.

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2 comments on “Folks screws Haley, also alleges sex
  1. Eric Dellinger says:

    What a fucking homo…even if it did happen what ever happened to discretion. I’ve had affairs with married women and stil am. And do you know why? I can keep my fucking mouyh closed….what a dick. I was on the fence on this vote but now I know who I will be voting for….hint….she doesn’t have a dick. Why don’t you come out of the closet and tell your wife that you are really a cum guzzling homo.

  2. T-Mac says:

    Look at the physical similarities b/w Haley, Jenny Sanford, & the Argentinian soulmate – tell me Will wasn’t channeling Sanford when (ok, if) this affair happened.

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