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Giant meteor headed towards Earth, GOP not falling for it


Mauna Kea Observatories, Hawaii — Astronomers from around the world are trying to get the word out that a giant meteor is heading directly towards the earth, but the government shutdown in the United States is severely limiting further research and exploration of potential solutions.

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DeMint: Space turns astronauts gay, time to defund NASA


Washington, DC – In 1983 Sally Ride became a hero as the first American woman to travel into space. She was also happily married to fellow astronaut Steve Hawley, a fact not lost on South Carolina Senator Jim DeMint (R).

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Governor Haley outraged at impending Facebook pay-per-use charges


Nikki Haley was the first governor to win the South Carolina highest office in the age of Facebook so when she heard rumors of the service charging it’s users, she immediately jumped into the fray.

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Task force formed to investigate legislators’ Facebook “likes”

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Acting quickly on the heels of Tuesday’s Facebook incident involving two Republican county executives, the State Law Enforcement Division (SLED) has formed a new task force to investigate what public officials may or may not be “liking” on Facebook or re-Tweeting on Twitter.

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Haley gives Obama the (Angry) Bird

Hundreds of politicians have made a career of going to Washington to fight pork, but few have gone so far as to fling birds at pigs in the White House.

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Obama agrees to step in at Apple should Jobs be unable to continue

Palo Alto, CA – In an statement timed to reassure skittish stockholders, Apple Computer has announced that President Barack Obama will assume control of the technology company should CEO Steve Jobs be unable to continue at the helm.

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