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Haley, Ard announce new “Pledge to South Carolina”

Columbia – In a joint press conference Thursday, GOP candidate Nikki Haley for Governor and Ken Ard for Lt. Governor announced a new “Pledge to South Carolina.” Haley said, “our goal will be to pass business-friendly legislation.” “…until we do,” Ard continued, “we pledge to stop paying our taxes.”

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