In a move Statehouse insiders say is a preemptive defense against Will Folks’ upcoming tell-all book, Governor Nikki Haley has updated her Facebook relationship status to indicate she is in an “open relationship.”
In a move Statehouse insiders say is a preemptive defense against Will Folks’ upcoming tell-all book, Governor Nikki Haley has updated her Facebook relationship status to indicate she is in an “open relationship.”
Who else could be number one on our list of persons of the year for South Carolina? A year ago she wouldn’t have even made our top ten, but sex allegations and endorsements by a couple of Sanfords helped propel Nikki Haley the GOP nomination and ultimately to her current spot as governor-in-waiting.
Mark Sanford may have taken a big slide down this year’s list of people who impacted South Carolina, but his former press secretary/apologist turned antagonist Will Folks has jumped into the mix at number four.
Columbia – FITSNews.com, the loudest voice in South Carolina’s political blogosphere has been oddly silent lately. The official story is that the site was being re-tooled, but theDiscust has learned the site’s founder and editor Will Folks has been in a series of lengthy meetings with Rep. Nikki Haley plotting election strategy.
Anderson — Baptist leaders convened in prayer today to ask God to forgive South Carolina’s politicians for any marital “transgressions” they all may have committed.
Atlanta – CNN, the once-dominant force in cable news, is turning to reality programming to try to stem the tide of lost viewers. Beginning in early August and continuing through the November election, CNN will be airing “The Real GOP Consultants of South Carolina,” a weekly hour-long show featuring some of the Palmetto State’s more prominent Republican political consultants.
Columbia – South Carolina’s political world was rocked this morning when blogger and former Sanford insider Will Folks announced that he had engaged in an “inappropriate physical relationship” with GOP gubernatorial front-runner Nikki Haley.
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2010 wrap-up and thanks
In South Carolina, we truly live in interesting times. Whether that’s a curse or a blessing is a matter of opinion, but there’s no question that our state is a world leader in interesting.
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