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Will Folks, Nikki Haley plan series of “revelations” before election

Columbia – FITSNews.com, the loudest voice in South Carolina’s political blogosphere has been oddly silent lately. The official story is that the site was being re-tooled, but theDiscust has learned the site’s founder and editor Will Folks has been in a series of lengthy meetings with Rep. Nikki Haley plotting election strategy.

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Massive perfume leak spurs accusations of cheating, metrosexuality

The biggest olfactory catastrophe in the history of South Carolina has struck the small fishing village of Murrells Inlet and is spreading rapidly despite efforts to contain the disaster site.

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Zhu Zhu Rescue Shelter Created

Summerville – Zhu Zhu pet hamsters are the must-have present of the 2009 holiday season. They squeak, run through mazes and even ride skateboards without making a mess, making them darlings of kids and their parents.

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Democrats symbolically killed instead of Bambi

REAL NEWS from the Greenwood Index Journal.

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Ken Burns’ National Parks documentary to highlight DeMint’s contributions

Washington, DC – An upcoming segment of Ken Burns’ documentary, “The National Parks: America’s Best Idea” will prominently feature South Carolina’s Senator Jim DeMint.

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South Carolina beats Gators (well, just one of them, but he was really big [not Tebow])

REAL NEWS from WCIV

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Coca-Cola introduces “Throwback Coke” with real cocaine

Anderson – The Coca-Cola company, headquartered in nearby Atlanta, has chosen Anderson as a test market for their latest product, Throwback Coke.

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Transexual fish get their drugs for free

REAL NEWS from The State

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