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Nikki Haley creates new jobs – in France

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Paris, France – Nikki Haley may be feeling the heat back in South Carolina after spending over $127,000 on a seemingly unproductive trip to France, but the French people couldn’t be happier with her performance.

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SC GOP solicits funds to honor current & recent leaders

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How much would you give to see a Mt. Rushmore-inspired monument depicting Mark Sanford, André Bauer, Nikki Haley, and Ken Ard? That’s exactly what the South Carolina Republican Party (SCGOP) wants to know.

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Trump to unemployed in SC: What’s your problem?

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Donald Trump has yet to officially announce any presidential aspirations, but his rhetoric seems aimed at wooing the business leaders and Tea Partiers of the state’s Republican party.

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Friendship bracelets bond Carnival, SPA

Carnival CEO Gerry Cahill and the SC States Ports Authority Executive Jim Newsome have agreed to exchange friendship bracelets in lieu of local safeguards and standards.

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Massive perfume leak spurs accusations of cheating, metrosexuality

The biggest olfactory catastrophe in the history of South Carolina has struck the small fishing village of Murrells Inlet and is spreading rapidly despite efforts to contain the disaster site.

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Mainstream Media discovers “South” Carolina, pronounces it “Surprisingly Normal”

Columbia – The Associated Press is reporting that South Carolina is, well, pretty much like every other state in the country. Details are still emerging, but it appears that South Carolina is coping with the lingering effects of the Great Recession in much the same way that people in Idaho, Delaware, and Kansas do.

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South Carolina to bar New Yorkers, Californians

Columbia – Following Arizona’s lead, South Carolina is expected to enact the nation’s toughest immigration laws to date, with New Yorkers and Californians to be officially declared persona non grata.

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South Carolina Goes Green

Columbia – The South Carolina Legislature voted today to approve a plan designed to stimulate the state’s ailing economy. In the words of Speaker of the House Bobby Harrell, the proposal aims to “turn the entire coast of our great state green.”

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