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Bonneau cops bust old lady for showing her nuts

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Task force formed to investigate legislators’ Facebook “likes”

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Acting quickly on the heels of Tuesday’s Facebook incident involving two Republican county executives, the State Law Enforcement Division (SLED) has formed a new task force to investigate what public officials may or may not be “liking” on Facebook or re-Tweeting on Twitter.

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Posted in Features, Life, Politics, Technology

SC GOP solicits funds to honor current & recent leaders

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How much would you give to see a Mt. Rushmore-inspired monument depicting Mark Sanford, André Bauer, Nikki Haley, and Ken Ard? That’s exactly what the South Carolina Republican Party (SCGOP) wants to know.

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Bill Murray steals food, but only local food

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Charleston – You would think your food would be safe from noted actor/comedian Bill Murray, but you would be mistaken, as a group of non-celebrities found out recently when dined and discussed the merits of locally-grown produce.

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Posted in Business, Life

GOP expects to lose majority post-rapture; Jesus says “not so fast”

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Washington, DC – Many Christian conservatives are in a quandary this week, their attention divided between beltway politics, top candidates dropping out of the presidential race, and a potential rapture on Sunday.

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SCGOP cancels presidential debate, cites patriotism

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A new spirit of political unity is sweeping the nation today following yesterday’s announcement of Osama bin Laden’s death and it’s already having a tangible impact on the 2012 presidential election.

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South Carolina governed by sketchy characters

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Charleston, SC – What do you call tax cheats, a campaign finance violators, and an adulterous stalkers who win elections? In South Carolina we call it government.

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Joe Wilson forms “Angry Bird” caucus in Congress

Washington – There’s a new air of cooperation in the Capitol this week but that isn’t stopping some of the more vocal members from banding together to form their own caucus.

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