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He gave cash to the chick in the trailer, but got ticked when he couldn’t nail her

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McMasterbation sweeps the nation

Columbia – Is South Carolina’s Henry McMaster baiting the government with the help of at least a dozen state attorneys general? Some speculate he’s only doing it for his own satisfaction

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Lindsey Graham sues E*Trade over baby commercial

Washington DC – Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC), has filed suite against E*Trade Financial Corp for $1 million, alleging that his name and likeness were used in the form of a baby girl in one of the firm’s recent commercials.

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Google Buzz Reveals Man Has Lame Social Life

Columbia – Most of the buzz around Google’s latest social networking innovation has involved concern over the publicizing of people’s frequent contacts — and resulting potential to reveal liaisons with mistresses or interviews with rival companies.

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South Carolina admits “We screwed up,” creates Facebook page

Florence – In a rare act of near-unanimous contrition, South Carolinians have admitted that they used poor judgment in the past few statewide elections. In particular, the resolution drafted at the annual Meeting of Everyone in South Carolina (MESC) addresses the failings of statewide officeholders elected in 2006.

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Poor South Carolinians Vow to Breed Faster

Columbia – In a show of defiance to lieutenant governor Andre Bauer’s recent comments comparing the poor to stray animals, the Palmetto State’s ‘Coalition of the Hungry’ group has issued a statement pledging to ‘copulate like rabbits,’ if the charitable-minded insist on continuing to feed them.

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Sanford Memoir Reveals Governor to be Biggest A**hole on Planet

Columbia – theDiscust has received an advance copy of South Carolina first lady Jenny Sanford’s new book “Staying True,” which relates the experience of how she dealt with the governor’s affair with an Argentinian woman.

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Citibank invited to have intercourse with themselves

Charleston – A local publisher got a heaping helping of holiday cheer courtesy of South Dakota-based bank Citibank, a division of New York-based Citigroup (NYSE: C) on Sunday. The credit card giant shared the holiday spirit this year by decreasing his available credit by almost $5,000 to about $25 and letting him know via the cashier at a local Barnes & Noble when his card was declined.

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