by Salty Caramel
special correspondent from somewhere else

Murrells Inlet – The biggest olfactory catastrophe in the history of South Carolina has struck the small fishing village of Murrells Inlet and is spreading rapidly despite efforts to contain the disaster site. Read the full story

by Ashley Phosphate

Anderson — Baptist leaders convened in prayer today to ask God to forgive South Carolina’s politicians for any marital “transgressions” they all may have committed. Read the full story

by William Moultrie

Columbia – Dr. George Rekers returned home to South Carolina this morning amid a flurry of questions surrounding reports that he was traveling Europe with a male prostitute. Rekers, a professor of Neuropsychiatry & Behavioral Science Emeritus at the University of South Carolina School of Medicine, has been an outspoken opponent of homosexuality for years. Read the full story

REAL NEWS from FloatingSheep.org:

Strip clubs (yellow) clearly outrank pizza (red) and guns (green). Click the image for the full-size map.

… Lastly one sees a few scattered locations where strip clubs are more popular (we’re looking at you Las Vegas) than either guns or pizza. Much like the token scattering of pineapple that one is forced to endure on pizza (there’s always one person who suggests it!), strip clubs represents a decidedly marginal activity in the aggregation of human experience illustrated in this map.

Read the rest at FloatingSheep.org.

REAL NEWS from SCnow.com

CHESTERFIELD— Deputies who responded to a call in a rural Chesterfield County mobile home park stumbled upon a strip club operating out of a mobile home with a pole in the middle of the living room, Chesterfield County Sheriff’s Investigator Daniel Scott said.

A disgruntled man called E-911 dispatchers about 1 a.m. Sunday to report there was a strip club operating in the home.

The man was upset because he “had paid $25 and didn’t get what he wanted,” Scott said.

Read the rest at SCnow.com.

by William Moultrie

Columbia – Is South Carolina’s Henry McMaster baiting the government with the help of at least a dozen state attorneys general?  Some speculate he’s only doing it for his own satisfaction Read the full story

by William Moultrie

Washington DC – Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC), has filed suite against E*Trade Financial Corp for $1 million, alleging that his name and likeness were used in the form of a baby girl in one of the firm’s recent commercials. Read the full story

by Salty Caramel

Columbia – Most of the buzz around Google’s latest social networking innovation has involved concern over the publicizing of people’s frequent contacts — and resulting potential to reveal liaisons with mistresses or interviews with rival companies. Read the full story