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Sanford firms Weiner’s election ambitions

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Disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner is drawing inspiration from disgraced former Governor Mark Sanford’s recent election to Congress in announcing his run for mayor of New York City.

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Anti-rape prevention group names Nikki Haley as their Person of the Year

Nikki Haley wins the Taxes Are Rape Too "TARP of the Year" award

Columbia, SC – Governor Nikki Haley wasn’t trying to be a hero when she vetoed $453,680 from the Department of Health and Environmental Control (DHEC) budget earmarked for the Coalition Against Domestic Violence and Sexual Assault, but try telling that to the group Taxes Are Rape Too (TART).

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Posted in Features, Politics

Haley updates Facebook status to “Open Relationship”

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In a move Statehouse insiders say is a preemptive defense against Will Folks’ upcoming tell-all book, Governor Nikki Haley has updated her Facebook relationship status to indicate she is in an “open relationship.”

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The 2010 Discusties: Person of the Year countdown #4 Will Folks

Mark Sanford may have taken a big slide down this year’s list of people who impacted South Carolina, but his former press secretary/apologist turned antagonist Will Folks has jumped into the mix at number four.

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Posted in Commentary, Politics

Massive perfume leak spurs accusations of cheating, metrosexuality

The biggest olfactory catastrophe in the history of South Carolina has struck the small fishing village of Murrells Inlet and is spreading rapidly despite efforts to contain the disaster site.

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SC Baptists weigh in on Haley flap

Anderson — Baptist leaders convened in prayer today to ask God to forgive South Carolina’s politicians for any marital “transgressions” they all may have committed.

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Rekers: “I was doing research as a gay”

Columbia – Dr. George Rekers returned home to South Carolina this morning amid a flurry of questions surrounding reports that he was traveling Europe with a male prostitute. Rekers, a professor at the University of South Carolina School of Medicine, has been an outspoken opponent of homosexuality for years.

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Posted in Education, Features, Religion

North Augusta, Aiken: “More strippers, less guns and pizza”

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