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Obama mind control experiment stopped by Dorchester County officials

Summerville – A decision to not allow teachers to show Obama’s speech to the nation’s schoolchildren has been hailed as a “blow against tyranny” by Dorchester County’s school board.

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4th graders attack teacher over Obama speech

Goose Creek – A group of students attacked their teacher Friday after she said her class would view President Obama’s address to the nation’s school children.

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Sanford taps Keeney to fill Maguire’s slot

Clemson – Moving quickly to avoid a conspicuous opening on the State Board of Education, Governor Mark Sanford has appointed Bridget Keeney to fill out the remainder of Kristin Maguire’s term. Maguire’s premature withdrawal was unexpected but Sanford expressed his belief that Keeney would have no problem assuming the position.

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Homeschool colleges the next big thing in SC

Columbia – Think you need to fork over thousands of dollars a year to get a decent job in the worst economy since the early 1980s? Think again, says Curt LeBlanc of the SC Homeschool League.

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Google’s new South Carolina data center already full

Goose Creek – Google’s multi-million dollar data center, opened less than a year ago here in Berkeley County is apparently full and no longer accepting out-of-state information.

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SC moves to in-source American jobs from India

South Carolina Education Secretary Jim Rex announced a new graduation requirement for next year’s incoming freshmen in South Carolina. The course, Asian Telemarketing/Customer Service, will teach South Carolina’s students the technical expertise to fill hotel reservations and to solve basic computer problems.

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Upstate Right-Wing Gun Nut Club approved by Principal

Greer – Local Principal John Birchwood approved a controversial Gun Nut club yesterday. South Carolinians for Peace immediately appealed to the school board.

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DHEC takes tough love approach to school air quality problems

A recent study by the EPA revealed hundreds of schools across the country are plagued by elevated levels of air pollutants due to their proximity to industrial activities. Many states are struggling to address what they perceive as a crisis, but South Carolina’s Department of Health and Environmental Control has adopted another approach.

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