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Gresham Barrett visited by ghosts of founding fathers

Washington – Having just settled down for a long autumn’s nap following a marathon Congressional session on Saturday, Rep. Gresham Barrett was visited by a congregation of ghosts from America’s past.

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Baptists battle Pope for Episcopal souls in SC

Mt. Pleasant – The recent decree from the Vatican opening the door for Episcopals to enter into communion with the Catholic has been met with resistance from South Carolina’s Baptist establishment.

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House to vote on resolution authorizing ‘timeouts’ for unruly Congressmen

Washington, DC – In response to Rep. Joe Wilson’s (R, SC-02) recent outburst during a presidential address to Congress,as well as to a growing breakdown in decorum in the House chamber, a vote has been schedule to institute some peace-keeping measures. The controversial proposal, if implemented, would put a number of new disciplinary powers in the hands of the Speaker of the House, a position currently held by Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).

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4th graders attack teacher over Obama speech

Goose Creek – A group of students attacked their teacher Friday after she said her class would view President Obama’s address to the nation’s school children.

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Obama “Birth”day rally planned at South Carolina’s “African Village”

Sheldon – “Birthers” from around the country are gathering for a planned “party” in honor of “President” Barack Obama to be held at Kingdom of Oyotunji African Village. The “village” is a self-proclaimed “independent” nation that claims it is not part of the United States and thereby not subject to it’s “constitution.”

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Confused Fox News viewers stage “Pee Party”

Canadays – A dozen or so disgruntled South Carolinians gathered at Colleton State Park on the Fourth of July to protest the Obama administration’s economic policies by urinating into the Edisto River.

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Grateful nation prepares to celebrate Carolina Day

You've probably missed Father's day, but you can still pick up this custom South Carolina print in time for Carolina Day. Click the image to go to the shop.

Washington, D.C. – The nation’s capitol is in full preparation mode this week as the annual Carolina Day celebration is fast approaching.

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