Washington – Having just settled down for a long autumn’s nap following a marathon Congressional session on Saturday, Rep. Gresham Barrett was visited by a congregation of ghosts from America’s past.
Mt. Pleasant – The recent decree from the Vatican opening the door for Episcopals to enter into communion with the Catholic has been met with resistance from South Carolina’s Baptist establishment.
North Charleston – The lowcountry was rocked by another Obama scandal this week when officials discovered that secretly earmarked appropriations from the federal stimulus package were being used to train “Obama Youth.”
Washington, DC – In response to Rep. Joe Wilson’s (R, SC-02) recent outburst during a presidential address to Congress,as well as to a growing breakdown in decorum in the House chamber, a vote has been schedule to institute some peace-keeping measures. The controversial proposal, if implemented, would put a number of new disciplinary powers in the hands of the Speaker of the House, a position currently held by Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).
Goose Creek – A group of students attacked their teacher Friday after she said her class would view President Obama’s address to the nation’s school children.
Sheldon – “Birthers” from around the country are gathering for a planned “party” in honor of “President” Barack Obama to be held at Kingdom of Oyotunji African Village. The “village” is a self-proclaimed “independent” nation that claims it is not part of the United States and thereby not subject to it’s “constitution.”
Canadays – A dozen or so disgruntled South Carolinians gathered at Colleton State Park on the Fourth of July to protest the Obama administration’s economic policies by urinating into the Edisto River.
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