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SC Asst. AG busted in cemetery with stripper; brought sex toys “just in case”

REAL NEWS from The State

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In the name of the Father, the turn, and the holy river…

REAL NEWS from WMBF

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Democrats symbolically killed instead of Bambi

REAL NEWS from the Greenwood Index Journal.

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South Carolina beats Gators (well, just one of them, but he was really big [not Tebow])

REAL NEWS from WCIV

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Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, a bag of weed and a gun

REAL NEWS from WCSC

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Chasing the rabbit: A bad idea even when it’s not a metaphor

REAL NEWS from WCIV

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Kids: Drink ’em if you got ’em, as long as you didn’t buy ’em

REAL NEWS from WIS10–Columbia

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HIV-positive man steals lasagna, sneezes on deputy

REAL NEWS from the Sumter Item

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