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SC Lobbyists team up for “Mega-Awesome” proposal

Columbia — In a cost-cutting measure, some of South Carolina’s most influential lobbyists have combined forces to try to pass legislation that would create the world’s largest facility that would serve as a mall, a landfill, a private school funded by vouchers, and a check-cashing/payday lending service.

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Censured, Graham begs Charleston GOP for forgiveness

Charleston – On Monday, the Charleston County Republican Party censured Sen. Lindsey Graham for “many of the positions he has taken that do not represent the wishes of the people of Charleston County SC, such as: passing a “Cap & Trade” energy bill, bailing out banks, and granting amnesty for illegal aliens.”

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Bauer proposes massive investment in “Andrébahn”

Dillon – Fresh off of his official entry into the South Carolina gubernatorial election, Lt. Governor André Bauer began his issue roll-out this week with what he is calling his “big idea” to bring our state into the 21st century.

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The time Lindsey wore his progressive suit and made mischief of one kind, and another

The Right called him “Wild thing!” and Lindsey said “I’ll speak my mind!” so he was sent off without their support. That very night in Lindsey’s office the red walls turned blue, and blue, and blue until his agenda filled with climate change …

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Cash for clunkers funds opposed by legislators, governor

Oconee – The wildly successful cash for clunkers program is being opposed by the state’s legislative leaders. The program, paying up to $4500 for qualifying cars to reduce the price on new automobiles ran out of funding last week.

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REAL NEWS from the Greenville News

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