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Most Americans assume Sen. Bunning is from South Carolina

Washington, DC – A Gallop poll gauging public opinion about Kentucky Senator Jim Bunning has returned a surprising result: 65% of Americans think he’s from South Carolina.

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Pitts proposes America adopt frankfurter standard

Laurens – South Carolina Representative Mike Pitts has introduced legislation that would mandate that hot dogs replace federal currency as legal tender in the state.

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Douche maker sues O’Reilly, Beck over trademark infringement

North Charleston – Bold & Fresh, manufacturer of feminine hygiene products, is suing Fox News personalities Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck over trademark infringement. O’Reilly and Beck recently announced a tour where the two conservative commentators will share a stage in a number of cities, including a stop in North Charleston on January 30.

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Racists distance themselves from Joe Wilson

Laurens – Talk around the World Famous Redneck Shop has turned to politics this week, in the wake of the Joe “the Heckler” incident in Congress last week and accusations that he’s a racist. Opinions varied somewhat, but the consensus seemed to be that Wilson, while having some legitimate racist-type credentials, is not in fact a racist.

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Rep. Joe Wilson enters rehab after outburst

Beaufort – Following his outburst during President Obama’s address to Congress on Wednesday, Rep. Joe Wilson’s office released a statement announcing that the Congressman would be checking himself into rehab to combat an unspecified “condition.”

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Obama mind control experiment stopped by Dorchester County officials

Summerville – A decision to not allow teachers to show Obama’s speech to the nation’s schoolchildren has been hailed as a “blow against tyranny” by Dorchester County’s school board.

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Glenn Beck prevents tragedy in attempted mass bridge jumping

Greenville – Authorities prevented a near disaster on Thursday when dozens of Glenn Beck’s loyal viewers lined up on the Liberty Bridge and appeared to be preparing to jump.

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Upstate Right-Wing Gun Nut Club approved by Principal

Greer – Local Principal John Birchwood approved a controversial Gun Nut club yesterday. South Carolinians for Peace immediately appealed to the school board.

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