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Haley’s book released, has alternate cover in South Carolina

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While most of the country is lining up at their local bookstores for their copy of Nikki Haley’s “Can’t is Not an Option,” South Carolinians will be left to judge her book by a different cover.

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American Idol fans beg Haley not to support Elise Testone

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Charleston, SC – There’s rarely a popular bandwagon that a politician won’t jump on, but fans of American Idol hopeful and Charleston resident Elise Testone are asking Governor Nikki Haley to stay off of this one.

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Posted in Entertainment, Features, Politics

With Kim Jong Il’s death, Nikki Haley becomes “World’s Most Transparent Leader”

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Amid the sad news of the death of one of the world’s foremost leaders in the application of government transparency, there is a bright spot: South Carolina’s Governor Nikki Haley now holds the title of “world’s most transparent leader.”

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Governor Haley outraged at impending Facebook pay-per-use charges

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Nikki Haley was the first governor to win the South Carolina highest office in the age of Facebook so when she heard rumors of the service charging it’s users, she immediately jumped into the fray.

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Nikki Haley creates new jobs – in France

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Paris, France – Nikki Haley may be feeling the heat back in South Carolina after spending over $127,000 on a seemingly unproductive trip to France, but the French people couldn’t be happier with her performance.

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SC GOP solicits funds to honor current & recent leaders

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How much would you give to see a Mt. Rushmore-inspired monument depicting Mark Sanford, André Bauer, Nikki Haley, and Ken Ard? That’s exactly what the South Carolina Republican Party (SCGOP) wants to know.

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Editor addresses rumors Haley ordered theDiscust shut down

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Responding to inquiries from reporters and concerned readers, William Moultrie, editor of theDiscust, refused to confirm or deny rumors that South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley ordered theDiscust shut down and had him interred at an undisclosed location.

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“America’s Most Wanted” takes on one last case

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Bethesda, MD – Fox may be canceling America’s Most Wanted after 20+ years of bringing criminals to justice but the show’s vowed not to go away until it apprehends Governor Nikki Haley’s identity thief.

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