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Mark Sanford set to join “Dancing with the Stars”

With his two-term tenure as governor coming to an end, there’s been much speculation as to what Governor Sanford’s next career move might be, but now it appears he may be waltzing his way to Hollywood.

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Spoletopalooza: Coming soon to a small town near you

Charleston – Following this year’s successful edition of Spoleto Festival USA, organizers believe they have come up with a new plan to bring music and dance to the upstate.

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Michael Jackson seen at cock fight

Red Top – Sheriff Al Cannon confirmed that LAPD officials positively identified via fingerprints Michael Jackson’s presence at an illegal cock fight on a farm in the rural town.

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Dear South Carolina

An open letter to South Carolina from Governor Mark Sanford, available exclusively on theDiscust.com
[upon further examination, it appears the governor inserted over 60 Michael Jackson song titles into his statement; we're beginning to worry]

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Santee Cooper moves boldly into “energy future”

Myrtle Beach – Santee Cooper held a press conference today announcing what they describe as a “bold new strategy” that will lead the way to South Carolina’s “energy future.”

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Spoletopalooza

Charleston – Following this year’s successful edition of Spoleto Festival USA, organizers believe they have come up with a new plan to bring music and dance to the upstate.

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Woo-girl riot ensues at reception after cover band refuses song request

Mt. Pleasant – Police were called to a Mt. Pleasant clubhouse last Sunday night after festivities turned violent. According to police reports, a riot ensued when the cover band hired to play at a wedding refused to play “Sweet Home Alabama” for the fourth time.

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