Blog Archives

From the editor: SC, you’ve been punk’d

It’s been a fun and exciting week here in South Carolina, but it’s time to reveal the truth: there is no Alvin Greene, we made him up.

Tagged with: , , ,
Posted in Features, Politics

McMasterbation sweeps the nation

Columbia – Is South Carolina’s Henry McMaster baiting the government with the help of at least a dozen state attorneys general? Some speculate he’s only doing it for his own satisfaction

Tagged with: , , ,
Posted in Features, Politics

Sen. Robert Ford wins first SC governor debate

Orangeburg – It was an unusual format for a debate and it had unexpected results. You wouldn’t expect to have a clear victor in a two-party, ten-way debate, but the near unanimous verdict is that state Sen. Robert Ford (D-Charleston) was the hands-down winner tonight.

Tagged with: , , , , , , , , , , ,
Posted in Politics

SC Attorney General’s office repels zombie attack with graveyard sex

Columbia – Addressing earlier accounts that one of his key staffers was engaging in intercourse with a stripper in a cemetery, Attorney General Henry McMaster announced today that his office had successfully turned back an invasion of the undead.

Tagged with: , , , ,
Posted in Features, Life, Politics

SC’s anti-anti-psychotic stance pays off

REAL NEWS from the Myrtle Beach Sun News

Tagged with: , ,
Posted in News of the Actual

Photoshop Friday — Gubernatorial Race Logo Edition

Hey all, Sometimes I’m feeling a big more visually creative than editorially creative, so to that end, I’m introducing a new feature, Photoshop Friday @ theDiscust.

Tagged with: , , , , , , , , , ,
Posted in Photoshop Friday

Who’s your Governor (choice) now?

In around six months, South Carolina will divide into R’s and D’s and pick our Governor Candidates, and in about a year and a month, we’ll choose between those two. That makes this, my friends, what may be your only opportunity to pick from the entire announced field (plus André, ’cause who are we kidding) of Democrats and Republicans.

Tagged with: , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Posted in Features, Politics
The editorial content of this site is satire and parody. Real news is clearly marked. Lighten up.