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Maria overshadows Jenny yet again

Buenos Aires – One day after South Carolina’s First Lady Jenny Sanford made a splash in the pages of Vogue magazine, her husband’s lover Maria Belen Chapur is set to appear on the cover of the Argentine edition of Elle magazine.

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The Sanford Chronicles

If you’re like most of the rest of the world, you’ve been fascinated by the Sanford-Sanford-Chapur affair and you want to know more. Of course, you probably think that Governor Sanford has said so much and in such an uninhibited way that there couldn’t possibly be any more. Well… yes and no.

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Sanfords visited red light district, SLED agents claim

Amsterdam – SLED agents assigned to secretly follow the governor and his family reported today that Governor Sanford and his wife Jenny left their four sons in a hotel while they cavorted in Amsterdam’s steamy red light district.

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Hillary to Jenny: “Stand by your man!”

Sullivan’s Island – theDiscust recently obtained emails exchanged between former first lady Hillary Clinton and South Carolina’s first lady Jenny Sanford. We obtained the emails last week, but we held them until now to achieve greater drama.

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Jenny Sanford: “Gay marriage wrecked my family”

Sullivan’s Island – South Carolina first lady Jenny Sanford released another statement today, this time blaming her husband’s affair on the declining moral values in America. “Of course I’m not saying that Mark is gay,” Sanford said, “but he may as well be.”

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