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Sanford University Plans Underway

Columbia – With less than a year remaining of his time in office, Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina still has work left to do cementing his legacy to the state. With that legacy in mind, the governor announced plans today that should go a long way toward imprinting his collection of seven letters into the minds of our children: the founding of a university bearing his name.

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Sanford Memoir Reveals Governor to be Biggest A**hole on Planet

Columbia – theDiscust has received an advance copy of South Carolina first lady Jenny Sanford’s new book “Staying True,” which relates the experience of how she dealt with the governor’s affair with an Argentinian woman.

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DeMint scores victory in the war on unionism

Washington, DC – Amid charges that his blocking of the nomination of Erroll Southers to lead the Transportation and Safety Administration (TSA) is depriving the agency of leadership at a critical time, Senator Jim DeMint is claiming a victory in the war on labor unions.

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Sanford fights release of Santa’s Naughty List

Columbia – Governor Mark Sanford has had a bad year and everyone knows it, but how bad was it exactly? A new court filing by Sanford’s lawyers to block release of Santa’s famed “Naughty List” is leaving some observers to think there’s more than what we know about.

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Zhu Zhu Rescue Shelter Created

Summerville – Zhu Zhu pet hamsters are the must-have present of the 2009 holiday season. They squeak, run through mazes and even ride skateboards without making a mess, making them darlings of kids and their parents.

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Sanford response to ethics charges: “No, no, no…”

Columbia – Responding to the release of the 37 ethics charges released by the South Carolina Ethics Commission on Monday, Governor Mark Sanford wasted no time in answering the charges.

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Sarah Palin “Rogue” book revelation: Mark Sanford fantasy

Wasilla, Alaska — Among the many revelations in former Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s new book, “Going Rogue” are apparently intimate musings the Alaskan governor had about South Carolina governor Mark Sanford.

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Sanford wins lesser-known Nobel “Piece” prize

Stockholm – In sharp contrast to President Obama’s surprise victory this morning taking home the coveted Nobel Peace Prize, South Carolina governor Mark Sanford was the heavy favorite to take home this year’s Nobel Piece Prize and his selection surprised nobody.

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