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Census conditionally awards SC additional House seat

Washington – As expected, the 2010 Census has resulted in an additional Congressional seat as well as an additional electoral vote. Unexpectedly, the seventh seat was conditional and came with a warning.

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Sen. Graham proposes microchipping ‘anchor babies’

Washington, DC – Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) held a press conference today surrounded by what he described as “real American babies,” and announced new legislation to combat the ‘anchor baby’ epidemic.

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South Carolina to bar New Yorkers, Californians

Columbia – Following Arizona’s lead, South Carolina is expected to enact the nation’s toughest immigration laws to date, with New Yorkers and Californians to be officially declared persona non grata.

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Joe Wilson pondering how to become relevant again

Beaufort – Congressman Joe Wilson (R-SC2), who garnered international attention for shouting “You Lie!” during a September presidential speech on health care reform, is contemplating an encore to stay hot with this year’s elections around the corner.

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Exclusive: Joe Wilson’s lunch notes on public option plan

Hilton Head – Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC2) announced on Wednesday that he would be introducing legislation requiring that Members of Congress enroll in the “public option” health care plan when and if it becomes law. … theDiscust has obtained Wilson’s notes from that meeting.

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