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Joe Wilson pondering how to become relevant again

Beaufort – Congressman Joe Wilson (R-SC2), who garnered international attention for shouting “You Lie!” during a September presidential speech on health care reform, is contemplating an encore to stay hot with this year’s elections around the corner.

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It snot the cop’s fault

REAL NEWS from Island Packet

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Gresham Barrett visited by ghosts of founding fathers

Washington – Having just settled down for a long autumn’s nap following a marathon Congressional session on Saturday, Rep. Gresham Barrett was visited by a congregation of ghosts from America’s past.

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Exclusive: Joe Wilson’s lunch notes on public option plan

Hilton Head – Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC2) announced on Wednesday that he would be introducing legislation requiring that Members of Congress enroll in the “public option” health care plan when and if it becomes law. … theDiscust has obtained Wilson’s notes from that meeting.

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SC’s anti-anti-psychotic stance pays off

REAL NEWS from the Myrtle Beach Sun News

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You can have my guns when you pry them from the cold dead Pontiac that I’m buried in

REAL NEWS from the Saluda Standard-Sentinel

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Transexual fish get their drugs for free

REAL NEWS from The State

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House to vote on resolution authorizing ‘timeouts’ for unruly Congressmen

Washington, DC – In response to Rep. Joe Wilson’s (R, SC-02) recent outburst during a presidential address to Congress,as well as to a growing breakdown in decorum in the House chamber, a vote has been schedule to institute some peace-keeping measures. The controversial proposal, if implemented, would put a number of new disciplinary powers in the hands of the Speaker of the House, a position currently held by Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).

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