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Haley’s book released, has alternate cover in South Carolina

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While most of the country is lining up at their local bookstores for their copy of Nikki Haley’s “Can’t is Not an Option,” South Carolinians will be left to judge her book by a different cover.

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With Kim Jong Il’s death, Nikki Haley becomes “World’s Most Transparent Leader”

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Amid the sad news of the death of one of the world’s foremost leaders in the application of government transparency, there is a bright spot: South Carolina’s Governor Nikki Haley now holds the title of “world’s most transparent leader.”

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Editor addresses rumors Haley ordered theDiscust shut down

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Responding to inquiries from reporters and concerned readers, William Moultrie, editor of theDiscust, refused to confirm or deny rumors that South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley ordered theDiscust shut down and had him interred at an undisclosed location.

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“America’s Most Wanted” takes on one last case

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Bethesda, MD – Fox may be canceling America’s Most Wanted after 20+ years of bringing criminals to justice but the show’s vowed not to go away until it apprehends Governor Nikki Haley’s identity thief.

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Haley offers Groupon special for donors

The deal is on.

Columbia – The economy is hitting everyone hard, including Republican donors, and Governor Nikki Haley is trying to help them out.

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Law enforcement needs public’s help to catch Haley’s “phantom”

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Columbia – As the search for the person who fraudulently filled out a job application on behalf of Nikki Haley enters its third week, State Law Enforcement Division (SLED) officials are looking for help from the public.

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A preview of the Nikki Haley administration

We’re all anxious to see how our new governor is going to do, so we’ve jumped the gun a bit so we can see how it’s likely to pan out.

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Haley shocked to find Statehouse filled with lawyers

Governor-elect Nikki Haley, who spent much of the last six months warning South Carolinians about the perils of electing lawyers, watched in horror this week as almost 40 of them were sworn in as state Senators and Representatives.

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