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SC lawmaker introduces bill allowing schoolchildren to carry guns

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Following last week’s massacre of 20 children and seven adults in a Newtown, Connecticut elementary school, a South Carolina lawmaker says he has a plan to end school violence once and for all — by arming the schoolchildren.

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SC lawmaker targets pot in response to shooting

With the shootings in Arizona still fresh in people’s minds, newly-elected State Representative Dorothy Short is wasting no time proposing legislation to ensure that a similar incident doesn’t happen in South Carolina.

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North Augusta, Aiken: “More strippers, less guns and pizza”

REAL NEWS from FloatingSheep.org

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Citadel professor involved in plot to destroy the moon

Charleston – Continuing a Citadel tradition of hotheaded gun-jumping, a professor in the military college’s physics department, John Richardson, assisted in bombarding the Earth’s moon with a giant shell disguised as a research satellite.

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Ken Burns’ National Parks documentary to highlight DeMint’s contributions

Washington, DC – An upcoming segment of Ken Burns’ documentary, “The National Parks: America’s Best Idea” will prominently feature South Carolina’s Senator Jim DeMint.

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You can have my guns when you pry them from the cold dead Pontiac that I’m buried in

REAL NEWS from the Saluda Standard-Sentinel

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Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, a bag of weed and a gun

REAL NEWS from WCSC

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Upstate Right-Wing Gun Nut Club approved by Principal

Greer – Local Principal John Birchwood approved a controversial Gun Nut club yesterday. South Carolinians for Peace immediately appealed to the school board.

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