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SCGOP cancels presidential debate, cites patriotism

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A new spirit of political unity is sweeping the nation today following yesterday’s announcement of Osama bin Laden’s death and it’s already having a tangible impact on the 2012 presidential election.

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Halloween canceled in the Upstate

Citing a concern about witchcraft, gay-oriented television shows and declining math scores across the state, leaders confirmed that local law enforcement, school officials and clergy will work together to get the word out that the Upstate will be Halloween-free in 2009.

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Kennedy’s death to help with end to ‘Obamamare’ Bob Jones official says

Greenville – Bob Jones University chancellor Paul Blankenship declared today that the death of liberal Senator Edward Kennedy “has now paved the way to an end to this ‘Obamamare.’”

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