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“Bowfinger 2: Going Down and Columbia Bound”

Hollywood – 20th century Faux Studio announced today that filming has finally begun on the long-awaited sequel to 1999′s hit “Bowfinger,” starring Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin featuring a surprising South Carolina twist.

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Stewart and Colbert plan DC Rally; South Carolina plots preemptive counter-protest

Columbia – In an emergency conference call, a hastily assembled coalition of South Carolina’s politicians, bloggers, newspaper reporters, strategists, and inmates crafted plans to protest a newly announced rally by Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

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Sen. Graham proposes microchipping ‘anchor babies’

Washington, DC – Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) held a press conference today surrounded by what he described as “real American babies,” and announced new legislation to combat the ‘anchor baby’ epidemic.

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Lindsey Graham sues E*Trade over baby commercial

Washington DC – Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC), has filed suite against E*Trade Financial Corp for $1 million, alleging that his name and likeness were used in the form of a baby girl in one of the firm’s recent commercials.

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Lindsay Graham Disappears Into Ideological Black Hole

Columbia – The state of South Carolina was hit by a shocking tragedy Thursday as the second-term Senator Lindsay Graham disappeared into a gaping hole in the political spectrum.

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Censured, Graham begs Charleston GOP for forgiveness

Charleston – On Monday, the Charleston County Republican Party censured Sen. Lindsey Graham for “many of the positions he has taken that do not represent the wishes of the people of Charleston County SC, such as: passing a “Cap & Trade” energy bill, bailing out banks, and granting amnesty for illegal aliens.”

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Graham disses Beck, fellow Republicans pile on

Washington – On the heels of Sen. Lindsey Graham’s public rebuke of conservative commentator Glenn Beck, scores of Graham’s fellow Republicans have joined in and expressed their distaste for the Fox News star.

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