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Movie Review: Nikki Haley – Undead Zombie Voter Fighter

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Politics, zombies, voter suppression, blatantly ripping off Hollywood — this movie has it all, and more.

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Haley offers tearful tribute to retiring nemesis Brown

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The public may have seen the ongoing feud between Republican Governor Nikki Haley and Democratic Rep. Boyd Brown as just another political impasse, but behind the scenes the truth was much more complicated.

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Gov. Haley brutally beaten, piñata industry suffers

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Little did Donna Dewitt know of the wave of troubles and ill will her demeaning and insensitive actions last week would bring upon the nation.

Instead of the intended results of a shower of candy, smacking a piñata bearing the image of South Carolina governor Nikki Haley produced a spill of animosity instead.

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Haley’s book released, has alternate cover in South Carolina

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While most of the country is lining up at their local bookstores for their copy of Nikki Haley’s “Can’t is Not an Option,” South Carolinians will be left to judge her book by a different cover.

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American Idol fans beg Haley not to support Elise Testone

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Charleston, SC – There’s rarely a popular bandwagon that a politician won’t jump on, but fans of American Idol hopeful and Charleston resident Elise Testone are asking Governor Nikki Haley to stay off of this one.

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With Kim Jong Il’s death, Nikki Haley becomes “World’s Most Transparent Leader”

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Amid the sad news of the death of one of the world’s foremost leaders in the application of government transparency, there is a bright spot: South Carolina’s Governor Nikki Haley now holds the title of “world’s most transparent leader.”

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Governor Haley outraged at impending Facebook pay-per-use charges

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Nikki Haley was the first governor to win the South Carolina highest office in the age of Facebook so when she heard rumors of the service charging it’s users, she immediately jumped into the fray.

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Nikki Haley creates new jobs – in France

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Paris, France – Nikki Haley may be feeling the heat back in South Carolina after spending over $127,000 on a seemingly unproductive trip to France, but the French people couldn’t be happier with her performance.

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