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Giant meteor headed towards Earth, GOP not falling for it

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Mauna Kea Observatories, Hawaii — Astronomers from around the world are trying to get the word out that a giant meteor is heading directly towards the earth, but the government shutdown in the United States is severely limiting further research and exploration of potential solutions.

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Michele Bachmann leaving MN because of gay marriage law, sets sights on SC

Michele Bachmann eyes move to South Carolina

Conservative Republican firebrand, Tea Party darling, and former presidential contender Representative Michele Bachmann has announced that she will be leaving her adopted home state of Minnesota following the passage of a new law legalizing same-sex marriage in the state.

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Haley responds to Sheheen’s candidacy, “lies”

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“I appreciate Sen. Sheheen’s interest in trying again, but the way he’s launched his campaign is despicable,” said Haley, speaking with reporters on Wednesday. “The very first line of his email is a blatant lie and he knows it. He said ‘South Carolina is the greatest state in the union, with unlimited potential.’”

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Breaking: Haley to replace DeMint with Mark Sanford

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Political observers were shocked Thursday morning when they learned that Senator Jim DeMint was resigning his seat, but Governor Nikki Haley has upped the ante by suggesting she might name former Governor Mark Sanford to replace him.

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Hacked Romney tax file unlocked, contents revealed, shockers aplenty

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Rumors of Mitt Romney’s pilfered tax returns spread around the internet like wildfire this week, with nobody able to conclusively prove that it actually happened, until now. Our network of hackers has provided us with the encrypted file containing Romney’s past ten years of tax returns and we have managed to break the encryption.

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DeMint: Space turns astronauts gay, time to defund NASA

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Washington, DC – In 1983 Sally Ride became a hero as the first American woman to travel into space. She was also happily married to fellow astronaut Steve Hawley, a fact not lost on South Carolina Senator Jim DeMint (R).

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Anti-rape prevention group names Nikki Haley as their Person of the Year

Nikki Haley wins the Taxes Are Rape Too "TARP of the Year" award

Columbia, SC – Governor Nikki Haley wasn’t trying to be a hero when she vetoed $453,680 from the Department of Health and Environmental Control (DHEC) budget earmarked for the Coalition Against Domestic Violence and Sexual Assault, but try telling that to the group Taxes Are Rape Too (TART).

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Movie Review: Nikki Haley – Undead Zombie Voter Fighter

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Politics, zombies, voter suppression, blatantly ripping off Hollywood — this movie has it all, and more.

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