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Gamecocks bring back Garcia to replace Lattimore

Stephen Garcia back with the Gamecocks?

In a shocking turn of events today, University of South Carolina football coach Steve Spurrier welcomed former quarterback Stephen Garcia back onto the squad to replace injured running back Marcus Lattimore.

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SC lawmaker targets pot in response to shooting

With the shootings in Arizona still fresh in people’s minds, newly-elected State Representative Dorothy Short is wasting no time proposing legislation to ensure that a similar incident doesn’t happen in South Carolina.

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Limbaugh survives heart attack: liberals, conservatives celebrate

Hawaii – The political operatives of the world breathed a collective sigh of relief this morning when news of Rush Limbaugh’s survival of a rumored heart attack began to filter into the media. Limbaugh, 58, is a central figure both in right-wing fundraising that he spearheads, and in left-wing fundraising where he is vilified.

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SC Asst. AG busted in cemetery with stripper; brought sex toys “just in case”

REAL NEWS from The State

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SC’s anti-anti-psychotic stance pays off

REAL NEWS from the Myrtle Beach Sun News

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Shunned by NFL, Limbaugh looks to Fantasy Football

Charleston – Still stung by rejection in his effort to buy into the NFL via the St. Louis Rams, Rush Limbaugh has set his sites lower and is looking to invest in a fantasy football league run jointly out of South Carolina and Maryland. Limbaugh contacted the Über League of American Football’s (ULAF) co-commissioner, Brian Barrie, about the investment on Thursday.

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Coca-Cola introduces “Throwback Coke” with real cocaine

Anderson – The Coca-Cola company, headquartered in nearby Atlanta, has chosen Anderson as a test market for their latest product, Throwback Coke.

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Transexual fish get their drugs for free

REAL NEWS from The State

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