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Sen. Robert Ford wins first SC governor debate

Orangeburg – It was an unusual format for a debate and it had unexpected results. You wouldn’t expect to have a clear victor in a two-party, ten-way debate, but the near unanimous verdict is that state Sen. Robert Ford (D-Charleston) was the hands-down winner tonight.

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You can have my guns when you pry them from the cold dead Pontiac that I’m buried in

REAL NEWS from the Saluda Standard-Sentinel

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Confused Fox News viewers stage “Pee Party”

Canadays – A dozen or so disgruntled South Carolinians gathered at Colleton State Park on the Fourth of July to protest the Obama administration’s economic policies by urinating into the Edisto River.

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South Carolina’s Fire Sale on Water

Columbia – South Carolina’s Department of Health and Environmental Control (DHEC) is proposing a new program that could potentially raise tens of millions of dollars for out cash-strapped state by selling water rights.

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DHEC takes tough love approach to school air quality problems

A recent study by the EPA revealed hundreds of schools across the country are plagued by elevated levels of air pollutants due to their proximity to industrial activities. Many states are struggling to address what they perceive as a crisis, but South Carolina’s Department of Health and Environmental Control has adopted another approach.

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