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SC lawmaker targets pot in response to shooting

With the shootings in Arizona still fresh in people’s minds, newly-elected State Representative Dorothy Short is wasting no time proposing legislation to ensure that a similar incident doesn’t happen in South Carolina.

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McRibbed for her pleasure

REAL NEWS from WSPA

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South Carolina admits “We screwed up,” creates Facebook page

Florence – In a rare act of near-unanimous contrition, South Carolinians have admitted that they used poor judgment in the past few statewide elections. In particular, the resolution drafted at the annual Meeting of Everyone in South Carolina (MESC) addresses the failings of statewide officeholders elected in 2006.

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Wham, bam, no time to say ‘sorry’ man

REAL NEWS from The State

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SC Asst. AG busted in cemetery with stripper; brought sex toys “just in case”

REAL NEWS from The State

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13 “po-po’s” (1 in ho garb) grab 1 john + $3

REAL NEWS from the Anderson Independent Mail.

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Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, a bag of weed and a gun

REAL NEWS from WCSC

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Michael Vick hired by Gamecocks

Columbia – Contradicting published reports that he’d signed a deal with the Philadelphia Eagles, Gamecocks head ball coach Steve Spurrier announced yesterday that the USC has officially hired former Atlanta Falcon star Michael Vick despite Vick’s 18 month prison stay for dog fighting and gambling. Vick himself seemed pleased to be back in football.

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