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Mayor Riley Declared Emperor of Charleston

Charleston – In a move thought long overdue by a majority of Lowcountry pundits, Mayor Joseph Riley has declared himself Emperor of the city of Charleston and the surrounding fiefdoms of Summerville and James Island.

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Posted in Life, Politics

Henry Brown retirement propels C of C to win over UNC

Charleston – The College of Charleston’s improbable victory over the University of North Carolina was all but sealed earlier in the day when Rep. Henry Brown decided not to seek re-election. Brown has represented the Charleston area in Congress since 2001, which was the year of the Cougars’ previous victory over the Tar Heels.

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Posted in Politics, Sports

Censured, Graham begs Charleston GOP for forgiveness

Charleston – On Monday, the Charleston County Republican Party censured Sen. Lindsey Graham for “many of the positions he has taken that do not represent the wishes of the people of Charleston County SC, such as: passing a “Cap & Trade” energy bill, bailing out banks, and granting amnesty for illegal aliens.”

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Posted in Politics

Henry Brown downplays Colbert candidacy

Myrtle Beach – The competition for the Republican nomination is heating up in the First Congressional District of South Carolina. The big question everyone is asking, though, is ‘Where is Stephen Colbert?’

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Posted in Features, Politics

SC’s top satirical website celebrates anniversary with self-promotion

Charleston – In a shocking departure from tradition, a South Carolina-based satirical website, theDiscust, has eschewed the traditional hard-hitting Monday morning breaking news for a bit of self-promotion.

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Posted in Life

SC to WA: “Suck it, loser!”

It’s true that South Carolina isn’t perfect, but there are a lot of ways we’re better than Washington.

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Posted in Commentary, Photoshop Friday, Throwdown Thursday

College of Charleston testing applications via Twitter

Charleston – One of the country’s oldest colleges is turning to one of the world’s newest technologies in an effort to attract more technologically ‘hip’ students. The College of Charleston is currently testing a process that would allow students to complete part of their initial enrollment application via twitter.

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Posted in Education, Life

Citadel professor involved in plot to destroy the moon

Charleston – Continuing a Citadel tradition of hotheaded gun-jumping, a professor in the military college’s physics department, John Richardson, assisted in bombarding the Earth’s moon with a giant shell disguised as a research satellite.

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Posted in Education, Life
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