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South Carolina’s Fire Sale on Water

Columbia – South Carolina’s Department of Health and Environmental Control (DHEC) is proposing a new program that could potentially raise tens of millions of dollars for out cash-strapped state by selling water rights.

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Trailer tax proposed to balance state budget

Beaufort – State legislators gathered today to propose a new strategy in funding the state’s continued budget woes. The proposal will tax the state’s mobile home dwellers in an effort to meet Governor Sanford’s demand to pay down state debt.

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SC sells money, makes a profit

REAL NEWS from the AP

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Sanford, Legislature compromise: SC to secede from USA, accept stimulus funds as foreign aid

Effective immediately South Carolina will secede (again) from the United States, and will then accept federal stimulus funds in the form of foreign aid.

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Huggies announces sponsorship of carriage horses

In a move that analysts predict will open the floodgates for advertising in the historical district, Huggies announced plans to be the official supplier of diapers for the horses and mules that pull the iconic tour carriages seen all over downtown Charleston. Huggies CEO Frederick Alston called the sponsorship a no-brainer.

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Gov. Sanford Throws Guilt Trip on Graduates

Columbia – South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, speaking at the University of South Carolina commencement ceremonies at the Colonial Center Saturday, berated graduates who had taken out too much money in student loans to pay for their education.

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Gov. Sanford Refuses “$1.00 off” Coupon

Columbia – Governor Sanford was at the center of yet another controversy today when he refused to accept a discount at the Harris Teeter in downtown Columbia.

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