How much would you give to see a Mt. Rushmore-inspired monument depicting Mark Sanford, André Bauer, Nikki Haley, and Ken Ard? That’s exactly what the South Carolina Republican Party (SCGOP) wants to know.
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SC GOP solicits funds to honor current & recent leaders
Tagged with: andre bauer, gop, history, ken ard, mark sanford, nikki haley, symbols, tourism
Posted in Features, Politics, Travel
Posted in Features, Politics, Travel
Stewart and Colbert plan DC Rally; South Carolina plots preemptive counter-protest
Columbia – In an emergency conference call, a hastily assembled coalition of South Carolina’s politicians, bloggers, newspaper reporters, strategists, and inmates crafted plans to protest a newly announced rally by Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
Tagged with: alvin greene, andre bauer, colbert, demint, election, gop, governor, graham, haley, joe wilson, jon stewart, knotts, miss teen south carolina, ravenel, sanford, state house, symbols
Posted in Life, Politics
Posted in Life, Politics
Wrap-up of South Carolina primary election night headlines
Columbia – It was a busy election night for the news reporters in South Carolina — too busy to actually write stories to go along with the headlines, but then, who really reads the story anyway?
Bauer asks all Haley supporters to take lie detector test
Columbia – Lt. Governor André Bauer stepped up his attack on Nikki Haley today, insisting that not only should she take a lie detector test, but that all of her supporters do the same.
SC Baptists weigh in on Haley flap
Anderson — Baptist leaders convened in prayer today to ask God to forgive South Carolina’s politicians for any marital “transgressions” they all may have committed.
Tagged with: andre bauer, god, gop, governor, haley, nikki haley, sex, will folks
Posted in Politics, Religion
Posted in Politics, Religion
South Carolina admits “We screwed up,” creates Facebook page
Florence – In a rare act of near-unanimous contrition, South Carolinians have admitted that they used poor judgment in the past few statewide elections. In particular, the resolution drafted at the annual Meeting of Everyone in South Carolina (MESC) addresses the failings of statewide officeholders elected in 2006.
Tagged with: andre bauer, crime, election, governor, history, international affairs, mark sanford, sex, state house
Posted in Features, Politics
Posted in Features, Politics
Poor South Carolinians Vow to Breed Faster
Columbia – In a show of defiance to lieutenant governor Andre Bauer’s recent comments comparing the poor to stray animals, the Palmetto State’s ‘Coalition of the Hungry’ group has issued a statement pledging to ‘copulate like rabbits,’ if the charitable-minded insist on continuing to feed them.
Pat Robertson and Andre Bauer to Represent USA in Winter Olympics
Colorado Springs, CO – The United States synchronized insanity spouting team just got a whole lot stronger today, as Pat Robertson and Andre Bauer declared they would be forming a team to compete in the upcoming Vancouver games.
