There’s no doubt that South Carolina is not like other states. Everyone involved in this project calls South Carolina home, warts and all, and we (to varying degrees) are proud to be counted among her citizens. That being said, there’s a lot going on that is just not ridiculed to the degree we feel it should be. There was a vacuum of mockery, and we set about to fill it.
It should come as no surprise to residents, but after just a little bit of research and some fairly intense arguments with physicists, we have concluded that South Carolina has more fodder for mockery than the entire United States as a whole, including South Carolina. You may agree with the science crowd that such a thing is not possible, but you’ll have to trust us — we’ve done the math and unless the fine public school system here has let us down, it all adds up.