by Ashley Phosphate
Red Top – Sheriff Al Cannon confirmed that LAPD officials positively identified via fingerprints Michael Jackson’s presence at an illegal cock fight on a farm in the rural town.
Cannon said surveillance footage caught the King of Pop on the front row of a pit overlooking the fight last Saturday night but the unbelievable footage was too much to accept at face-value.
“We understood Mr. Jackson to be deceased so at first we chalked it up to a look-alike,” Cannon said, “but his moves and mannerisms caused some of the detectives to want to just confirm their suspicions. So we went out there with our forensics team and sure enough when the evidence came back from LA, we’ve got ourselves a real life fugitive in these parts.”
“We’re going to get him. We’re going to prosecute him. And he will serve serious time in South Carolina’s prison system for these crimes,” said Ninth Circuit Solicitor Scarlett Wilson.
The sheriff plans to have his entire police force fan out through the woods and towns surrounding Red Top to flush Jackson out of hiding. Sheriffs from other areas have vowed to help in the hunt.
It is unknown why the star faked his death or how extensive the conspiracy was to allow Jackson to cross the country, but it seems South Carolina detectives have uncovered a faked-death conspiracy like no other. Rumors have always circulated about Jackson’s predilection for brutal animal fights from pit bulldog fights to shooting horses for sport, but until the SC detectives confirmed it this week, Jackson wasn’t know to enjoy cock fighting.
Anyone with information leading to the arrest and conviction of Michael Jackson should call CRIME Stoppers at 577-7111.