Obama citizenship issue turns town meeting violent

by Ashley Phosphate

Seneca – Mayor Vern Spalding tried to keep the town’s monthly meeting on track, but issues surrounding President Barack Obama’s citizenship turned the ordinarily quiet meeting into a brouhaha that resulted in a dozen arrests, thousands of dollars in damages and two resignations from city council.

obama-birth-certificate“One man shouted that Obama wasn’t a US citizen and then all hell broke loose,” said Spalding.

Police reports reveal that Spencer Jenkins, 61, used his allocated time to address city council to read published reports from the internet challenging Obama’s US citizenship.  Three council members made motions for the town to pass a resolution saying that Obama was not the President of the US.  Two other council members, including the mayor, wanted instead to push the resolution onto the August agenda so that more support could be generated for it.

“I was not, and I mean that emphatically, against the resolution.  Obama is not a US citizen – I believe that with all my heart, but now isn’t the time to pass the resolution,” Spalding said.

Two council members, George Barnette and Hilda Muckenfuss, both resigned in protest that the rest of the council was “aiding and abetting the overthrow of our country by radicalists.”

“They’re taking over our cities one by one,” said Barnette.  “You can already see it in the big northeastern cities and all over the west coast.

“People just don’t care about serious issues like this anymore,” said Muckenfuss who has already garnered attention from the FBI and Secret Service for her website, Obamaisakenyan.com.  The website, a haven for conspiracy theorists and academics from many of South Carolina’s colleges was recently shut down by its webserver at the government’s request.

“They claimed that people on our site were planning an attack on the President, but they were just hypothesizing.  If you can have a website shut down for hypothesizing about an assassination attempt then where are our First Amendment freedoms,” asked Barnette.

After Jenkins diatribe and the split on Seneca’s city council, members of the audience began to surround the mayor and the other council members who didn’t immediately vote for the resolution challenging Obama’s citizenship.  “It was pretty scary for a few moments there, I’ll tell you that,” said Mayor Pro Temp Bob Overton.  “We thought they [the citizens] were going to tar and feather us,” he said.

There wasn’t any tarring and feathering, but at least 12 residents were arrested for throwing chairs and dismantling the podium and hurling it outside onto the sidewalk two stories below the city council’s chambers.  Secret Service and FBI agents interviewed for this story indicated that the Seneca police department hasn’t cooperated with their investigation.

“It appears to us that the city government itself in Seneca has become convinced that the President isn’t a US citizen.  They are thwarting our investigation and we’ll probably never get to the bottom of it all,” said one agent who requested anonymity.

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5 comments on “Obama citizenship issue turns town meeting violent
  1. Otis Ackles says:

    your site is good!…

  2. smrstrauss says:

    Re: “There is NO EVIDENCE to support The Big O is a US Citizen! And THAT’S why he won’t produce his BC.”

    He won’t produce his original BC because Hawaii issues only the COLB. http://www.starbulletin.com/features/20090606_kokua_line.html

    That being the case, unless Obama has saved a copy of the original and not lost it, then all that he can produce is what Hawaii sent him, and that was the COLB.

    However, the COLB is legal proof of birth in Hawaii when it says on it “born in Hawaii,” and Obama’s COLB says born in Honolulu, Hawaii. It is not forged or altered. And the essential fact of the document, that Obama was born in Hawaii, was confirmed by the two officials who looked into the file and found an original birth certificate. In 1961 Hawaii did not allow foreign birth certificates to be filed in Hawaii birth files.

    Moreover it could not be a delayed birth certificate or a certificate of Hawaiian birth because both of those require substantial delay, and there was no delay in registering Obama’s birth as demonstrated by the notices in the Hawaii newspapers that were sent out by the Hawaii government (which it did at the time for all births in Hawaii, but not for births outside of Hawaii).

    And, there is this confirming evidence: http://www.buffalonews.com/494/story/554495.html

    On the Kenyan side there is no evidence at all. His Kenyan grandmother did not say that he was born in Kenya. She said that he was born in Hawaii. There are no documents (explained by birthers as being caused by Kenya being part of the conspiracy and sealing the files, but there is no confirmation that there are any files or that any files were sealed, and frankly since corruption is rampant in Kenya, if there were any files, they could be obtained despite any seal for the right amount of $$$).

    If Obama were born in Kenya, there would have to be US government files showing that he was in Kenya in 1961. I am referring to a visa on a British passport or a change to his mother’s passport while she was in Kenya to include him. Neither has been found, but the US State Department, where the files would be, if they existed, was under the Republicans for years before the election and for three months after it. If there were any such files, they would have been found by now.

    No evidence Obama was born in Kenya. Legal proof, substantiated by two officials and a witness, that he was born in Hawaii.

  3. Rick A Hyatt says:

    Baloney. There is NO EVIDENCE to support The Big O is a US Citizen! And THAT’S why he won’t produce his BC. I lived in HI when they were contemplating the legislation for the COLB, and it was even then pointed out that said device could possibly allow a foreign agent to become The President – So, “Haole” hatred being what it is over there, they deliberately passed it as such!
    Hawaii is half-way to Red China in EVERY way you can imagine. Maui legislators were instrumental in bring meth to the US. Now most major meth precursor chemicals come from Red China through Mexico to be processed in CA to be distributed throughout the US.
    Try reading “The Art of War” to get a bigger picture of our Economic Manchurian Candidate “President.” He seems, so far, to have succeeded in bleeding our economy to death through 1000 small cuts, the idea being that when the balloon goes up, our military won’t have anything to defend our borders with. Why do you think Reid hid funding for a military troop rail line from the San Diego Navy harbor the CHICOMS nearly bought to the heart of the US? Alaskan Sen.’s “Bridge to nowhere” was a bridge to a port island, and a direct line to the center of Canada.
    To go and put an advertisement or posting in a newspaper is about as old as spycraft gets. And you don’t get it…
    Now that the “National Mental Healthcare Secret Police” bill is dead, watch the Democ-Rats flee the sinking ship. And watch for the CIA to quietly pull The Big O’s plug in SCOTUS.
    “How do you lure all of the moles out of the woodwork?” I was long ago asked.
    “Simple. You just hoist a Barry Soetono up the flagpole & see who salutes.” Was what my agent hander told me. The CIA’s known for a great time that he was being groomed for this MC position as The Exalted One.
    Want to know what his connection to Gary Condit is? The Levy trial they keep never having? Go to My Life In Espionage website http://www.rickhyatt.freeservers.com

  4. smrstrauss says:

    There is NO evidence that Obama is not a citizen of the United States and that he was born in the USA.

    He was born in Hawaii. There is legal proof that he was born in Hawaii. That legal proof, the birth certificate of Hawaii, was confirmed by the two officials who looked into the file and said that there was an original birth certificate in it (and, in 1961 it was not legal to file a foreign birth certificate in a Hawaii birth certificate file), and the statement that there was an original birth certificate in the file has been confirmed as a statement that Obama was born in Hawaii. (http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2008/11/obama_hawaaianborn_citizen_for.html)

    Conversely, there is no proof that Obama was born in Kenya. His Kenyan grandmother never said that he was born in Kenya. She said that he was born in the USA. Listen to the complete tape, until after the question “Wherabouts was he born?” http://www.obamacrimes.info/Telephone_Interview_with_Sarah_Hussein_Obama_10-16-08.mp3

    There is further confirmation of Obama’s birth in Hawaii in this: http://www.buffalonews.com/494/story/554495.html

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