REAL NEWS from WSPA:
Woman Arrested After Allegedly Stuffing Sandwich Down Pants
Deputies arrived on scene and say that Turner was heard screaming at the cashier to “give her the sandwich.” When the deputy noticed the grease stain on Turner’s pants, he asked Turner to remove the food, but Turner said she did not have anything in her pants.
Read the rest at WSPA.
editor’s note, alternate headlines:
- There’s the beef
- “Is that a sandwich in your pants, or are you… oh, it’s a sandwich”
- Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions in my panties