North Augusta, Aiken: “More strippers, less guns and pizza”

REAL NEWS from FloatingSheep.org:

Strip clubs (yellow) clearly outrank pizza (red) and guns (green). Click the image for the full-size map.

Strip clubs (yellow) clearly outrank pizza (red) and guns (green). Click the image for the full-size map.

… Lastly one sees a few scattered locations where strip clubs are more popular (we’re looking at you Las Vegas) than either guns or pizza. Much like the token scattering of pineapple that one is forced to endure on pizza (there’s always one person who suggests it!), strip clubs represents a decidedly marginal activity in the aggregation of human experience illustrated in this map.

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