by Jim B DeMinted
Columbia – theDiscust has received an advance copy of South Carolina first lady Jenny Sanford’s new book “Staying True,” which relates the experience of how she dealt with the governor’s affair with an Argentinian woman.
Sanford’s memoir is basically 240 pages of ranting about what a complete and utter a**hole Mark Sanford is.
“I mean, he had the nerve to proudly tell the whole world that this little Argentine slut of his was his ‘soul mate’ for God’s sake,” seethes Sanford, in one of her chapters entitled, “Whore of Babylon.”
“Sure most high-profile politicians have a mistress that they love more than their wife, that’s the nature of the game, but at least they have the decency to keep their infatuation to themselves once they are caught red handed.”
“But Mr. Emperor of A**holes here not only publicly admits to having a passionate affair, he shouts his love from the mountaintops like a smitten schoolboy. Then he makes some pathetic, half-baked promise about trying to fall in love with me again. Really, am I so repulsive to you now that it will require the maximum effort on your part? Are you serious?”
“All the while I’m thinking, ‘don’t bother Romeo, I’ve already filed the divorce papers.’”
“What an a**hole.”
At one point in the book, Jenny stops calling her soon to be former husband by his given name and simply refers to him as South Carolina’s ‘A**hole-in-Chief.’
In another scathing passage, Jenny fumes of the governor, “I may have written a book, but he’s the real master of fiction. He wove tall tales that would make Huckleberry Finn blush.”
“Staying True” is due out in February, around the same time a final hearing on Jenny’s divorce petition from that a**hole is to be finalized.