Wham, bam, no time to say ‘sorry’ man

REAL NEWS from The State:

A Shandon resident may have extra firepower in his bid to lower the speed limit on his street.

Joel Mason, 46, was startled early this morning by a deafening crash, the sound of a hit-and-run driver smashing into his home’s Florida room.

“His engine never shut down,” Mason said. “I heard him pull out and he was gone.”

Read the rest in The State.

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