It’s a little bit early, but i thought it would be nice to start a countdown of the final year (if that) of Governor Mark Sanford’s employment by the state, so in the spirit of the holidays, I give you the twelve months of Sanford:
On the twelfth month of Sanford, my governor gave to me,
- 12% unemployment,
- 11 ethics charges
- 10 new governor candidates
- 9 more ethics charges
- 8 years of bullsh•t
- 7 more ethics charges
- 6 years in Congress
- 5 more ethics charges
- 4 more ethics charges
- 3? (13?) trips to Argentina
- 2 soul mates
- and 1 long-winded apology (and one more ethics charge)
Happy turkey and tax-free gun buying everyone.
