The Twelve Months of Mark Sanford, a Carol

It’s a little bit early, but i thought it would be nice to start a countdown of the final year (if that) of Governor Mark Sanford’s employment by the state, so in the spirit of the holidays, I give you the twelve months of Sanford:

On the twelfth month of Sanford, my governor gave to me,

  • 12% unemployment,
  • 11 ethics charges
  • 10 new governor candidates
  • 9 more ethics charges
  • 8 years of bullsh•t
  • 7 more ethics charges
  • 6 years in Congress
  • 5 more ethics charges
  • 4 more ethics charges
  • 3? (13?) trips to Argentina
  • 2 soul mates
  • and 1 long-winded apology (and one more ethics charge)

Happy turkey and tax-free gun buying everyone.

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