South Carolina beats Gators (well, just one of them, but he was really big [not Tebow])

REAL NEWS from WCIV:
(the following describes an actual alligator, not a UF football player)

A Mount Pleasant woman lands an 800 pound gator on the Edisto River. Kara Slick went on her first gator hunting trip Saturday night. After five hours of fighting the beast, Slick and her fiancé finally reeled him in. They say the alligator is twelve feet long and around 60 years old. “It growled and it hissed and it snapped its jaws,” Slick’s fiancé David Strickland said. “You would have thought Satan himself was coming after you.”

Read the rest and see the picture on WCIV.

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