Chasing the rabbit: A bad idea even when it’s not a metaphor

REAL NEWS from WCIV:

Multiple media outlets report that the 38-year-old man climbed an electrical transformer assembly, likely grabbing equipment that had 100,000 volts of electricity running through it.

The remnants of the man’s clothing were found at the site. Authorities have not said why he was chasing the rabbit.

Read the rest at WCIV.

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One comment on “Chasing the rabbit: A bad idea even when it’s not a metaphor
  1. Smithc607 says:

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