Obama mind control experiment stopped by Dorchester County officials

by Ashley Phosphate

Summerville – A decision to not allow teachers to show Obama’s speech to the nation’s schoolchildren has been hailed as a “blow against tyranny” by Dorchester County’s school board.

“We knew that the speech was more than just words, that with all that technology beaming out of computers and kids forced to sit still and open their minds to his speech about working hard in school that something was fishy,” said Superintendent Joe Pye.

That’s when Pye concluded, after reading an internet report from a school board member, that Obama’s speech was really a mind control experiment aimed at created Democratic voters in upcoming elections.  The report, entitled “Obama Uses Trojans,” argues that with waning popularity among left-leaning Democrats, the Obama team planned on using high frequency signals, undetectable to adult ears as they lose sensitivity to those frequencies as they age, to send out messages through cell phone and internet usage in upcoming elections to vote Democratic.

“It’s a cross between the mind control of the Manchurian Candidate and that Halloween movie,” the report reads.

Once district officials believed that showing children Presidential addresses was an important part of the educational process, but “we’re rethinking that now,” said Pye.

“It’s apparent that far more is going on that a simple speech about setting goals.  We’re going to have to be more and more vigilant about this sort of tactic in the future,” he said.

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2 comments on “Obama mind control experiment stopped by Dorchester County officials
  1. Karen says:

    Any scoffers had better do some research regarding advanced Neurolinguistic Programming (NLP) techniques inherent in Obama’s speeches along with the electromagnetic and radio frequencies used to influence. Bravo to this school district that recognized the technologies available to mesmerize, implant deep hypnotic thoughts, and mind control people. NLP involves walking hypnosis deemed suitable only for therapeutic professionals (psychologists) due to its powerful influence to change people (for good or bad).
    Wake up America! Look at the political religious (anti-white/anti-Christian/anti-American) background of Muslim Barrack Hussain Obama promoted by Muslims, Chicago mobsters, and New World Order elite to financially demoralize America. Obama’s change is not what a sane freedom-loving American would want. Give me Sarah Palin anyday! And before you bash her; research the incredibly great job she did in cleaning up corruption in Alaska!

  2. linda says:

    I live in Dorchester County.

    How embarrassing.:(

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