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SC GOP solicits funds to honor current & recent leaders

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How much would you give to see a Mt. Rushmore-inspired monument depicting Mark Sanford, André Bauer, Nikki Haley, and Ken Ard? That’s exactly what the South Carolina Republican Party (SCGOP) wants to know.

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Posted in Features, Politics, Travel

Editor addresses rumors Haley ordered theDiscust shut down

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Responding to inquiries from reporters and concerned readers, William Moultrie, editor of theDiscust, refused to confirm or deny rumors that South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley ordered theDiscust shut down and had him interred at an undisclosed location.

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Posted in Features, Life, Special Reports

Bill Murray steals food, but only local food

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Charleston – You would think your food would be safe from noted actor/comedian Bill Murray, but you would be mistaken, as a group of non-celebrities found out recently when dined and discussed the merits of locally-grown produce.

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Posted in Business, Life

Liberals shocked more of their taxes don’t pay for abortions

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The Obama administration rolled out a new tool this week to allow taxpayers to see exactly how their money is being spent. While Advocates for government transparency are pleased with this new service, the breakdown has some Americans seeing red.

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Rocky Raccoon fell back in his room, and wound up in a big Gadsden freezer

REAL NEWS from WYFF

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Posted in Life, News of the Actual

NFL looking at South Carolina as a temporary home

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As labor negotiations drag on between the NFL and the NFL Players Association (NFLPA), the NFL is considering all it’s options to play in the Fall, including moving the entire league to a temporary home in a non-union state.

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Posted in Features, Politics, Sports

Revealed: Charlie Sheen rants are scripted… by Chuck Lorre

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Charlie Sheen may be “winning,” but behind every winning actor is a talented writer and this case is no exception. TheDiscust has exclusively learned that the scribe behind Sheen’s recent ranting and raving is none other than his supposed nemesis, Chuck Lorre.

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Posted in Entertainment, Features

Friendship bracelets bond Carnival, SPA

Carnival CEO Gerry Cahill and the SC States Ports Authority Executive Jim Newsome have agreed to exchange friendship bracelets in lieu of local safeguards and standards.

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Posted in Life, Travel
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