Blog Archives

Citibank invited to have intercourse with themselves

Charleston – A local publisher got a heaping helping of holiday cheer courtesy of South Dakota-based bank Citibank, a division of New York-based Citigroup (NYSE: C) on Sunday. The credit card giant shared the holiday spirit this year by decreasing his available credit by almost $5,000 to about $25 and letting him know via the cashier at a local Barnes & Noble when his card was declined.

Tagged with: , ,
Posted in Business, News of the Actual

Bauer proposes massive investment in “Andrébahn”

Dillon – Fresh off of his official entry into the South Carolina gubernatorial election, Lt. Governor André Bauer began his issue roll-out this week with what he is calling his “big idea” to bring our state into the 21st century.

Tagged with: , , ,
Posted in Business, Politics

Boeing success a tribute to ass-kissing

North Charleston – Officials in Washington admitted today that of all the cities vying for the new Boeing plant, North Charleston sucked up the most.

Tagged with: , ,
Posted in Business

Special Report: FITSnews — bought and paid for

FITSNews has a well-earned reputation for playing favorites among palmetto state politicians. The slant is unapologetically conservative, but frequently launches scathing attacks on Republican candidates and office-holders, leading to speculation that his opinions are for sale.

Tagged with: , , , , ,
Posted in Business, Politics

Gitmo detainees to be held on floating prison on SC’s lakes

Santee – House Majority Whip Henry Clyburn announced that an agreement has been reached to end the long controversial holding of terror suspects on Guantanamo Bay. The plan will involve housing the 200+ detainees on a state of the art “floating Alcatraz” Clyburn said.

Tagged with: , ,
Posted in Business, Politics

Cash for clunkers funds opposed by legislators, governor

Oconee – The wildly successful cash for clunkers program is being opposed by the state’s legislative leaders. The program, paying up to $4500 for qualifying cars to reduce the price on new automobiles ran out of funding last week.

Tagged with: , , , ,
Posted in Business, Features, Politics

Google’s new South Carolina data center already full

Goose Creek – Google’s multi-million dollar data center, opened less than a year ago here in Berkeley County is apparently full and no longer accepting out-of-state information.

Tagged with: , , ,
Posted in Business, Features

SC will end tax free weekend, Obama-like thinking

Columbia – South Carolinians have become dependent on the annual tax-free back to school shopping weekend in August. Too dependent say some. Others in key leadership positions say that they don’t want SC to become a haven for an “Obama-like” mentality that everything is free.

Tagged with: , ,
Posted in Business

Error: Twitter did not respond. Please wait a few minutes and refresh this page.

DeMott Law Firm
The editorial content of this site is satire and parody. Real news is clearly marked. Lighten up.