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Fat legislators give selves free gym memberships

Columbia – Statehouse officials are apparently feeling the effects of the recession, as well as the effects of bulging waistlines. And what’s a powerful legislator to do when confronted with the prospect of having to pay to attend a gym like rest of us? Introduce H 4529 to give members of the SC General Assembly free access to gyms owned by the state or any local governments.

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Citibank invited to have intercourse with themselves

Charleston – A local publisher got a heaping helping of holiday cheer courtesy of South Dakota-based bank Citibank, a division of New York-based Citigroup (NYSE: C) on Sunday. The credit card giant shared the holiday spirit this year by decreasing his available credit by almost $5,000 to about $25 and letting him know via the cashier at a local Barnes & Noble when his card was declined.

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Wham, bam, no time to say ‘sorry’ man

REAL NEWS from The State

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It snot the cop’s fault

REAL NEWS from Island Packet

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SC Asst. AG busted in cemetery with stripper; brought sex toys “just in case”

REAL NEWS from The State

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SC’s anti-anti-psychotic stance pays off

REAL NEWS from the Myrtle Beach Sun News

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In the name of the Father, the turn, and the holy river…

REAL NEWS from WMBF

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Democrats symbolically killed instead of Bambi

REAL NEWS from the Greenwood Index Journal.

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